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overheardnyc
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6:00a |
Well, Lesbian Pretty, Anyway.
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/019824.html Stuy guy: So the other day, one of my girlfriends saw me walking on the street with you, and that night she IMed me on AIM and---I think she's a lesbian but I'm not sure--she said "so I saw you walking with some pretty Asian girl today..." and...
Stuy girl: Wait what's her name?
Stuy guy: Antoinette.
Stuy girl: Oh. Did you give her my number?
Stuy guy: (inaudible)
Stuy girl: That's gonna be awkward because I'm already juggling like three other lesbians right now.
(a minute later)
Stuy girl: Awww! I'm pretty!
--Downtown 2 Train
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overheardnyc
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6:00a |
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overheardnyc
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4:00a |
Ted Kennedy Also Had Sisters
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/019823.html Middle aged Latina to Latino boy, eating: Happy birthday! Look at you, surrounded by all these women on your birthday. You are going to be so nice when you grow up. You have five sisters. All the men in your family are grown up, and you got stuck with all the girls. So you're going to be so nice to girls when you get older. Right?
(boy is silent)
Middle aged Latina: Right?
(boy is silent)
Middle aged Latina: You're going to be nice girls when when you grow up, right?
Latino boy: Yeah, sure! Whatever!
--McDonald's
Overheard by: Didn't quite turn out that way
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homestar_rss
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9:00a |
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dictionary_wotd
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12:00a |
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dictionary_wotd
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pennyarcaderss
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12:00a |
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newyorkers
[ rattengift ]
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3:34a |
Apartment flooded - maintenance neglect complaint?
A few hours ago, brown rusty water started pouring down from cracks in the ceiling in my bathroom and bedroom. MIRACULOUSLY, I was able to contain the downpour in my bedroom so none of my valuable possessions were damaged, but my hallway and bathroom was completely flooded. There is water damage on my ceilings, the dirty water made a mess, and despite my "luck", the experience was rather horrifying. If I hadn't been home at the time, many of my possessions may have been ruined, and I'd probably be ankle deep in water. The super stopped the flooding after an hour, and was very vague about what had happened. Something about a pipe bursting. My question is, is it enough to file a housing complaint? I've heard cases in which maintenence neglect on behalf of the landlord resulted in a lower rent or some kind of compensation for damage. Or would this be a case for rental insurance? Has anyone had a similar experience? If so, how did you handle it? Any advice would be appreciated. (4 Gallons of milks | Gallon of milk?) |
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overheardnyc
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2:00a |
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snopes_dot_com
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3:00p |
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newyorkers
[ lola777 ]
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12:29a |
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overheardnyc
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12:00a |
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| Sunday, July 12th, 2009 |
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overheardnyc
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10:00p |
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cunyhunter
[ her_displaycase ]
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10:26p |
Independent Study/Other options?
It looks like I will be going abroad for four months with my internship in the winter/spring. I am trying to figure out how I can still get credit from Hunter while having to basically take the semester off. A few people have mentioned that I might be able to do independent study. Does anyone have experience doing this? Anyone have experience trying to get it done within the art studio/history departments? Any advice/feedback/sharing experiences would be super helpful... Thanks in advance. (Gallon of milk?) |
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overheardnyc
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overheardnyc
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6:00p |
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overheardnyc
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4:00p |
...For Your Information.
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/019817.html Suit: (bangs on information glass repeatedly)
Clerk, playing with his iPod: How may I help you?
Suit: Can I exchange my expired MetroCard?
Clerk: See the sign says "information only"? Go across the street.
Suit: So what are you here for? To play with your iPod?
Clerk: I deserve my job.
--R Train
Overheard by: Danchik
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overheardnyc
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newyorkers
[ tatoiu ]
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2:27p |
So google is not doing what I want it to do. Does anyone know of any supply stores that sell waitor/waitress goodies? Notepads? Trays? Aprons? I am looking to purchase some personal items and not in bulk. Thoughts? Insight? (3 Gallons of milks | Gallon of milk?) |
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overheardnyc
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overheardnyc
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10:00a |
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overheardnyc
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8:00a |
...But It Gets Blown a Lot.
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/019813.html Tall, hot hipster brunette: I mean, when I see girls flocking around him when he's DJing I just think "oh, they are DJ whores."
Little Asian friend: Uh-huh.
Tall, hot hipster brunette: But this girl has never seen him DJ or anything. I don't get it. It's beyond my level of comprehension.
Little Asian friend: It's okay, me too.
Tall, hot hipster brunette: It's like he has a slut whistle and we cannot hear that frequency.
--Brooklyn
Overheard by: muffin
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overheardnyc
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6:00a |
And Yet He Ruined the 2000 Election
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/019812.html Good Samaritan, rushing in: Chad told me to ask you for your first aid kit. Do you know Chad? Some lady got hit by a taxi!
Cashier: Yeah, he's our boss.
(they leave with kit, cook returns a few minutes later)
Cook: Yo, Chad's a hero. That woman's head was in a pool of blood. She's gonna need more than that first aid kit.
Cashier: It would be a guy named Chad who stops to help someone laying in the street. Most people see that and say "Yo, I gotta get to work." You never see an Omar or Carlos stop to help someone. It would be a guy named Chad!
--Zen Burger, 45th & Lexington
Overheard by: - My friend Chad is serving in Iraq and is a hero too!
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overheardnyc
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dictionary_wotd
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